Deborah caught my last post, and warned me about not delivering until June. She’s tough, that woman. I should have said July… Hah!
This is the best time of year to be a White Sox fan, Mr. President, as you well know. They’ve put together a team that, on paper, looks fantastic. J.J. Putz. Pronounced ‘puts’. Juan Pierre (I always think of SINGIN’ IN THE RAIN — Oh Pierre, you shouldn’t have come). Mark Teahen. Sorry, Mark, no joke for your name. Third base is a tough position to play, just stay strong, baby. Moving Gordon Beckham to second. Getting a full year out of Jake Peavy (what do the P and the V stand for?). Once the season starts, never mind. But right now, this team is World Series caliber. Dream dream dream on, oh ye fans of the stockings of white. Dream on.